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Last night, the NBA season kicked off with its highest rated season opener in years: Celtics vs. Heat. Needless to say, by losing their first game LeBron and the "Superfriends" didn't manage to live up to the lofty expectations bestowed on them by an eager press corps. The aftermath, however, made for some entertaining tweets. Oh, by the way, there's also that election next Tuesday.


Heat coach Erik Spoelstra's
days may be numbered


Breaking news: Pat Riley just got on my Acela train bound for Philly. He's carrying 2 fishing poles, a revolver and a canoe.less than a minute ago via ƜberTwitter


ESPN LA sportswriter Arash Markazi couldn't resist


Wait, why are they giving out championship rings in Los Angeles tonight? I thought they were doing that before the Miami Heat game.less than a minute ago via web


We know it hurts, alter ego LeBron


I HAD A GREAT GAME LAST NIGHT.less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone


Are you sure you know what you're in for, Larry King?


Hey @RONARTESTCOM - don't forget to bring your Lakers Championship ring to the show tonight. I'd like to try it on..less than a minute ago via web


We're mourning him also, Melo


R.I.P to Paul The Octopus. That was my homie.less than a minute ago via Who Say


Chris Lehmann is heading down to Kentucky


Feeling some twinges in my lower back; off to stomp a couple heads, on chiropractor's adviceless than a minute ago via web


Delrayser notes another dire blow to Democrats


Can't wait for the Politico analysis of why their email system going down is bad for Obama.less than a minute ago via web


Only six days to go...


Man, there's gonna some great "concession" speeches on Tuesday.less than a minute ago via TweetDeck


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