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"A lot of people would say, 'I would rather have a heart attack at the height of sexual passion.' On the whole, I would prefer to be killed by a bookcase."

- Playwright Sir Tom Stoppard, talking to Richard Eden of The Telegraph (see full article for explanation)

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