Twitter users like to bring together otherwise disparate things (see: Kanye West and The New Yorker) in the hopes of making instant viral sensations. The latest such effort is a fusion of 50 Cent's tweets and the stilted vocabulary of the Queen's English. If you appreciate this sort of humor, you'll enjoy these choice selections:
Depression is a luxury I can't afford so I see haters and just keep on working its cool I'm not here by accident shit
I disavow mental illness. And the anthropic principle. Negative people spur me on. Faeces.
I played Em some new music. he was like u gone kill them with that but he kept making me play a few over and over so I'm only keeping those
On hearing some new tracks, Em(inem?) said 'These will be popular' but was selective with his praise. I will heed his advice.
I'm starving I been fuckin with yal all day I aint even eat I want some mr chows ima have my driver run and get it
My internet activity has led me to forgoe food. I will send my driver to fetch me some Chinese.
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