A Haiku for A'mare Stoudemire

From David M. Bader's "Haikus for Jews," which, by the way, is a work of genius:

Seven-foot Jews in
the NBA slam-dunking --
my alarm clock rings
It's a fantasy no more, of course. I saw Omri Casspi dunk (not seven-feet tall, but close enough) and of course there's the newest Jewish giant, A'mare Stoudemire: