When mild-mannered scientist Bruce Banner transforms into the
Incredible Hulk, his cerebral interests go flying out the window.
Except, of course, for his taste in
highbrow literature. If this Twitter feed is to be trusted, even while in his rampaging, gorilla-sized form, the Hulk can still entertain insightful, belletristic conversation.
He also keeps up with news, commenting on Hulk actor Ed Norton getting canned by Marvel Studios. Says Hulk,
HULK NO CARE ABOUT AVENGERS MOVIE, BUT WILL MISS HANGING OUT WITH ED NORTON. FOR "RESEARCH," HE SAID. YEAH RIGHT. HE HAVE MAN-CRUSH ON HULK.
Other highlights of the Hulk school of critical thought:
HULK NEVER BOTHER TO LEARN DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TAUTOLOGY & REDUNDANCY. WOULD LOOK UP, BUT HULK SOMETIMES FIND COMFORT IN IGNORANCE, YOU KNOW?
100 PAGES INTO ADAM ROSS "MR PEANUT," SEEM LIKE IT SUCCEED WHERE LARS VON TRIER ANTICHRIST FAIL: AS HORROR STORY WHERE BOGEYMAN IS MARRIAGE
HULK KNOW THIS SILLY, BUT HULK ALWAYS PICTURE RICK MOODY AS RICK MORANIS
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