Brilliant Craigslist Ad: Guy Named 'Al' Seeks Bodyguard Named 'Betty'

This has got to be the most joyous personal ad I've ever seen on Craiglist:

I am a Paul Simon fan in my mid thirties. As my name is Al, for the past 20 years I've been searching for a friend named Betty with whom I could sing the Paul Simon song "You Can Call Me Al." Imagine how much fun we could have singing along with the lyrics and pointing at each other when our names are mentioned! We could sing it together on road trips with the windows down, at home with our stereos cracked loud, we can smile at each other knowingly when it's played in gas stations and grocery stores and text each other when we're apart and it comes on the radio. I'm especially looking forward to acting out our own version of the classic Paul Simon Chevy Chase music video. We can post it on Youtube!

And it goes on. Put on some Graceland to brighten up your Tuesday, and read the full ad at Craigslist.