Just finished the Big Short, leaving Detroit and see Dow is down 1000 pts. Modern financial capitalism is a disaster machine.
Resisting urge to look at my portfolio. Comforted by Jim Cramer's icy calm. I will never be a day trader.
Oh look, it's "only" down 650 now
Dow down 600+ over fear of Tory victory.
Merkel is lucky that the bar for "worst German leader ever" is really high.
Democrats make a "sequel" to "Demon Sheep". And, it's not b-a-a-a-d.http://ht.ly/1HOeS
Baby, I'm going to call the Joint Counterterrorism Task Force because you are SMOKIN!#NewNormalPickUpLines
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Jared Keller is a journalist based in New York. He has written for Bloomberg Businessweek, Pacific Standard, and Al Jazeera America, and is a former associate editor for The Atlantic.