Wow. I'm in my hotel room sorting through my notes....and watching 90201. Man. This is their idea of drug dealer? WTF? He's got all the danger and menace of Microsoft computer engineer. This dude would get smashed out on North Avenue.

In other news. Michael Lee needs to find a barber. That boxfro ain't working. Must be going to Hair Cuttery...

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