The Spam filter has apparently gone nuts. We got someone advertising "Cougars" yesterday. Anyway, I know we've got some pretty hot 40-year old women trolling this site, and some game 20-year old dudes, but it really ain't that kind of party. At least not before noon. And not without a finder's fee payable to the "Coates College Fund."

All kidding aside, we should be back to normal in a bit.

UPDATE: Also, keep commenting please. I'll publish them as they get trapped until we get this figured out.

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