Culture Making Freddy Adu Look Hella Old Hua Hsu July 22, 2009 Link Copied The youngest-ever professional soccer player debuted the other afternoon in Bolivia. Number 10 shirt, subbed in at the 39th minute, coach's son: a bit of pressure, eh? What happens to him is both terrible and slightly funny.* * *Barely related: the Jordan Crawford-dunking-on-LeBron video, finally liberated. We want to hear what you think about this article. Submit a letter to the editor or write to email@example.com. Hua Hsu teaches in the English Department at Vassar College and writes about music, sports, and culture.