The youngest-ever professional soccer player debuted the other afternoon in Bolivia. Number 10 shirt, subbed in at the 39th minute, coach's son: a bit of pressure, eh? What happens to him is both terrible and slightly funny.

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Barely related: the Jordan Crawford-dunking-on-LeBron video, finally liberated.

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