Michael Muslin, of Chicago, writes, "After my girlfriend observed that train commuters with wheeled briefcases navigate their rolling offices without regard to anyone else, I realized I needed a word to describe an object which indicates the user to be a jerk. Cell phones used to be this type of object but, due to their ubiquity, are no longer." 


What might be the word that Michael needs?

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