I've been informed that I can no longer use the term, Epic Fail,so I'll just say this, in a nutshell, is why these guys will lose. Who thinks the way to close the argument for McCain is to secure a Cheney endorsement? I would have loved to been in on that strategy meeting. Like, "Oh Obama's doing that Afromercial and is rallying with Clinton, but we've got something for them...."
These cats need to October Surprise harder. Plumbers with recording contracts? White-chicks who can't even execute the old Scottsboro boys joint? Aunts overstaying their welcome? These guys give good, decent tax-paying demagouges a bad name. They should be ashamed.