Man I knew the story was a hoax, when she blamed a "6-4 black dude"

And I'm in Palo Alto.  I'm saying. I wasn't anywhere near Pittsburgh. Here's Rick Sanchez dropping the science on those fools who tried to frame me.

Next right-wing talking point: Clearly the "hoax charge" is tainted by the fact that the Pittsburgh police have black people in the upper ranks of their department. Clearly.