Peter King unveils the prophecy action, not just telling us who will be in the Super Bowl, but who will be Defensive Rookie of the Year. Zounds, man! Your remarkable crystal ball is supreme!

...anyway, I seriously resent him choosing the Cowboys for many reasons. Look I've been a Cowboys fan since I was five and saw that gorgeous blue star on the silver helmet. But seriously, we commit too many penalties under Wade Phillips, and tend to come up big in the small games, and small in the big games. Love the players. The team, not so much. Second, picking the Cowboys just about guarantees that I'm right. The NFL is notoriously unstable, these days--in a good way. No one would have picked the Giants. But I guess "I Have No Fucking Idea" wouldn't amount to much of a column.

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