Ta-Nehisi Falls Off

Been kinda slow this week, I know. I'm in Chi-town reporting out a story for my Atlantic overlords. Man I tell you, it would be easy to fall in love with this place. A buddy of mine told me I need to come back in, say, February and then see how much I like it. That hawk coming off the lake is no joke, I hear. Anyway, someone sent me this in reference to all the hand-wringing involving Barack. Thought it was funny. Let's hope it's true