...All you folks who can't get through the day because your seized and utterly paralyzed by white guilt, please deposit a check in PayPal account. According to Steele there are millions of you out there, and your guilt is forcing you to excuse my cultural pathologies. I see only one way out--make a deposit, and you can feel unburdened.

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