Behold the reasoning of the GOP's "intellectual," as he tries to make sense of his utterly incoherent mutterings over the last month. A reader adds:

I'm voting for Newt. I know that, if I wait long enough on any issue, he'll eventually take the position I agree with. It's kinda Waiting for Political Godot.

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