He may have Googled Rick Santorum into a frothy mix of lube and fecal matter, which may confuse his theocon base. Dan was at CPAC last week and kept trying to get close enough to the national symbol of anal sex to get a joint photo. But dammit, Rick was always one step ahead.
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