by Patrick Appel

"Do you count yourself among the thousands of New Yorkers who worry about climate change? Are you bothered by the lack of access to fresh, healthy, affordable food in so many NYC neighborhoods? Would you like to see more gardens take root all over our city, in front yards and back, vacant lots and empty rooftops. If you answered "no" to any of these questions, I'm going to hazard a guess that you're some kind of Limbaugh-loving, Beck-boozled, beyond-the-Palin lemming who will hopefully follow your near-sighted leaders off a cliff before you've had a chance to mate and perpetuate your unfortunate species, which, alas, is not yet on the endangered list and threatens to destroy our habitat," - Kerry Trueman, Huffington Post.

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