"This is like our Woodstock. Except unlike the left gathering, our women are beautiful, we speak in complete sentences, and our notion of freedom doesn't consist of snorting cocaine. Which is certainly one thing that separates us from Barack Obama,"- Jason Mattera of the Young America's Foundation, at CPAC.

Cocaine at Woodstock? Seriously? That was the drug of choice?

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