What You Missed If Born After 1977

Giovanni Marks reminisces:

[T]hings you missed include: the first 30 years of smog, serious war demonstrations, getting LSD tested on you unknowingly, really organized cults, obligatory sex in drive-in theatres, old fashioned two-gang street brawls on abandoned cul-de-sacs, wearing karate slippers and a gold rope to a nice club and being let in, the mall being the sickest place to chillax on Earth, everyone wearing tight pants and it being perfectly normal, a flannel and khakis being the default wardrobe of a murderer.