"If I am made to walk the plank by a pirate, it is vain for me to offer, as a common-sense compromise, to walk along the plank for a reasonable distance. It is exactly about the reasonable distance that the pirate and I differ." - G. K. Chesterton from What’s Wrong With The World?, excerpted by John Holbo.

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