From a new Tumblr, dedicated to the near-deification of Ronald Reagan in some quarters. Money quote:
It is well known that Ronald Reagan is a time traveler who once won a drinking contest versus Thor and Zeus and bedded Aphrodite and Helen of Troy-- at the same time. He lives among us still, selectively solving problems. If shit is fucked up anywhere in the world, he knows about it and can solve it. If he's not solving it, it's because the solution is still trickling down. Be patient!
This page is a tribute to American's greatest undead deity.