Michelle Collins guides you through "the secret to the ultimate in personal confidence":

A mysterious infomercial has popped up online about “Tajazzling,” and while it takes a good 7 minutes to get to the point, they swear it will make you feel more “confident” knowing you look, smell, and (NC-17 word, prepare yourselves) taste as good as can be. “From Pretty Woman to Glamorous Goddess” seems to be the running thing, despite the fact that 99 percent of the people in the ad are on disability for not being mentally whole.

And the acting!!! The acting is BEYOND TO DIE FOR!!

She also provides "timecodes for the best moments".

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