by Zoë Pollock

Scott Adams proposes an alternative to Christmas, aka National Discard Day in June:

In December, people say "Happy holidays!" and "Happy New Year!" In June, around National Discard Day, you might hear something more along the lines of "Lose the Crocs, dipshit. You're not Woody Harrelson."

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