Shut Up And Sing: White Lion

A reader writes:

"When The Children Cry" has to be one of the all-time worst representations of the moral conscience in music. I'm still not quite sure what the point of it is except it was from that late '80s/early '90s period when every heavy metal band had to have a power anthem that reflected their "depth". Mostly it was a chance to show the lead singer with glycerin tears sitting on a playground in a torn jeans looking like he's trying to pass a kidney stone for the children.

I cried. From laughter.