A reader writes:

Not one song by U2 has been mentioned!!!  Not having this contest without a U2 entry is like having Thanksgiving without turkey.

There were too many submissions from Dish readers to select just one U2 song, so we're featuring a tribute from the Aussie comedy group The Chaser. South Park still holds the prize for pwnage though:

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