Gay-Christmas-Trees

Dan Hopper opines:

Frankly, I’m slightly offended – not about the existence of gay trees, but that no straight marketing person thought that maybe us straight people have also been wanting ridiculous rainbow-colored Christmas trees for years, because they’re awesome? Some of us just enjoy colorful things, tree manufacturers, who are definitely reading this.

When I burn in hell, I'm sure I will be surrounded by rainbow Christmas trees under fluorescent lighting - with HRC logo ornaments and anti-bullying bracelets festooning the bloody thing.

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