Love At First Flinch

A resounding success as the British website - The Ugly Bug Ball - secures its first engagement. The first love-email?

''Dear Janine, Just seen your beautiful face on The Ugly Bug Ball and would love to meet up. You live near me, so this shouldn't be a problem... I've got a face that makes children cry but, as they say, beauty is in the eye of the beholder - and I think you'll love me too.''