Edith Zimmerman is stunned:
Yes, a mere $16.95 unlocks the secret to peeing at a urinal from "between 2.5 feet and 3 feet in distance" and possibly even "over five feet," which means you wouldn't even need to wait for that guy in front of you to finish just stand behind him and blast your urine over his shoulder in an elegant arc. Because it does involve "blast"ing.
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