If you turned off the TV, unsubscribed from every RSS feed, Shanghaied the New York Times, Gazelled the satellite radio and as your only engagement with the world you read the Dish each day, you'll know more about life, the planet, the vital debates of our time -- and about Andrew -- than 99 percent of your wired, weary friends. If I could find a way to attach that intelligence to my brain, I would.

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