On civil liberties, Conor tweaks the president and his critics:

Forced to choose, I’d rather live in the ACLU’s idea of the perfect America than a country where we repeal Obamacare, eliminate earmarks, and persist in chipping away at civil liberties to fight drugs and terrorists. The former may be a “road to serfdom.” The latter is a shortcut to the same place.

The rest is a curated rundown of egregious government behavior. Needless to say, none of it would be remedied by The Pledge to America.

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