Tanner Ringerud spreads word of a widespread juice-box conspiracy:

Right-wing radio host and conspiracy theorist Alex Jones blows the lid off a government plot to line our food containers with estrogen to turn us all in to powerless, impotent homosexuals. I don't mind so much, as long as I can keep eating kettle chips. I love kettle chips.

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