Well, you make the call. Did she roll her eyes at the mention of the word "teacher" in front of her own daughter?

Meanwhile, the more profound question: what on earth was she wearing on her feet?

Yep: she's an authentic Alaskan wife of a fisherman. And I'm a heterosexual.

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