I confess: I've been watching American Idol again this year. I can't help myself. One of my favorites, for a whole host of reasons, was local Washingtonian and football player, Austin Paul. His audition is here. He may be the vainest douche yet seen in the history of American Idol, and it was with a measure of delight and dismay that I watched the judges refuse to send him to Hollywood. Anyway, this is just an excuse to post this fantastic piece of hathos - his own video of his own unforgettable song, Playin' The Piano Naked.
Seriously, just sit back and enjoy: