Bristol and Levi are on the outs again. Mercede and Lanesia both deny that Levi has another baby on the way. I really want them all to go on Maury. And then I want Sarah cross-examined on Judge Judy. The only person qualified to interview Sarah Palin on national television is Judge Judy. She has experience with blizzards of lies and non-sequiturs.

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