Lindy West tracks down the watermelon-smasher:
Gallagher ishow best to put this?a paranoid, delusional, right-wing religious maniac. I HAD NO IDEA.
"Hey, President Obama," he spits out the name like a mouthful of burning hair. "You ain't black. I don't care what you sayyou're a latte. You're half whole-milk. It could be goat milkyou could be a terrorist!" I am too busy losing my mind to catch the next joke, which is about Ted Kennedy's brain cancer. Aaaaand we're off.