It's getting good out there. My faves:

To suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous liberals, or to quit halfterm, and by opposing, rake in speaking fees

Neither a thinker nor a reader be / for thought oft loses both itself and friend / and reading dulls the edge of Fox TV

"How's all that bein' and not bein' workin' out for ya?"

She's used the word "refudiate" before - on Fox. But for some strange reason, no one noticed at the time. Still, Twitter is no match for Dish readers. Have at it. A Palinized Shakespeare quote in 140 characters. Come on: you live for this.

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