A classic, must-read Kinsley vent:

As an example of the excitement ahead, Spitzer and Parker said that if they were on the air right now, they would have General McChrystal as their guest. (TV bookers all over Washington are snorting, "Right. And if it was Christmas they'd have Jesus Christ. He'd have nothing better to do either.")

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