The Dish's 1.5 Million-Reader Research Team

That would be you. Just reading the in-tray can be a magical tour of free association. A reader writes:

Another:

I found your latest "Creepy Ad Watch" for fart control medicine hilarious, but something kept tickling my brain about the soundtrack. It isn't "cheezy background porn music" ... it's Vangelis' "Love Theme" track from Blade Runner!  To my mind this makes the whole thing even more gloriously weird.

Another:

Here is a super creepy ad for you. Four out of five BP execs recommend it.

Another:

Not sure if you've already seen this, but these ads are unintentionally funny. Listen carefully at the end.