A reader writes:
You wrote, "Not to mention the possible evolutionary connection between breasts and posteriors." Take it away, David Brent.
Jeff Murdock, from the great British sitcom "Coupling," had an unforgettable quote about this:
Fact is, some women don't have large breasts, and they're people too. Maybe they'd like the freedom to show us their bottoms instead of their breasts. Maybe they'd enjoy a more flexible arse-friendly beach that says: 'Hey, so long as you've got cleavage, who cares which way it's facing.'