On Cracks And Cleavage

A reader writes:

You wrote, "Not to mention the possible evolutionary connection between breasts and posteriors." Take it away, David Brent.

Another writes:

Jeff Murdock, from the great British sitcom "Coupling," had an unforgettable quote about this:

Fact is, some women don't have large breasts, and they're people too. Maybe they'd like the freedom to show us their bottoms instead of their breasts. Maybe they'd enjoy a more flexible arse-friendly beach that says: 'Hey, so long as you've got cleavage, who cares which way it's facing.'