Who else would fall for an hysterical conspiracy theory about the feds and the Internet? Here's Insta's knee jerking:

If they shut down the Internet, I’m getting out my gun. And I think everyone should take it as a signal to do the same because one way or the other, it means the country’s under attack.

He soon realizes he's been had, although characteristically fails to take responsibility for the error. Stewart Baker:

There’s an Internet kill switch all right, but it ain’t in Washington. It’s in Beijing and Moscow. And soon in Pyongyang. The Lieberman-Collins-Carper bill, which might take the kill switch away from our foreign adversaries, will soon have bipartisan support in the House.

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