Jesse Gryphen watches this "shockingly bad" speech for a special needs organization in Alabama so you don't have to:

First she starts off telling, I kid you not, "Redneck jokes". Only she cannot really tell them because she claims they simply describe her life, as if she can fool these poor ignorant people into believing that despite her multiple millions of dollars she still might just have a car transmission sitting in her bathtub.

Amazingly, she answers questions from the press afterward.

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