Yes, This Is A News Item In Britain
3.45pm MRS DUFFY'S DOOR HAS OPENED!!! Bringing you more updates as soon as they come.
Yes, poor Gordon had to go back to Mrs Duffy's house and apologize. Jesus. It just doesn't get better for political junkies than this. Seriously, the hacks in Britain have just died and gone to heaven.
(Insta-poster from Tory Bear.)