Eric Massa implodes on Glenn Beck:

"Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn't breathe," he said. "I should have never allowed myself to be as familiar with my staff as I was... I own this misbehavior."

Glenn Beck says they're both "standing with hoses." But one gets the feeling that the fire has broken out in both of their houses - and not the White House.

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