"Jersey Shore On Ice." Yay!

We may have not one but two Palin reality shows coming up!:

Levi has described his idea for a show with the horrifying comparison “Jersey Shore on Ice.”  When he found out that Sarah Palin wanted to “own Alaska,” he found the idea so distasteful that he and his people decided to try to beat them to the punch.  And while many Alaskans are cringing and pulling bags over their heads at the thought of Palin “owning Alaska” they really don’t feel much better about the idea of Levi Johnston “owning Alaska.”   It’s kind of like saying, “Don’t worry, we won’t hit you on the side of the head with a 2×4…  We’ll hit you on the side of the head with a skillet!  Feel better?”

And so the rest of us sit helplessly and watch the two Wasilla Warriors duke it out for ownership in the minds of the general public.  In a state that would reach from coast to coast of the Lower 48 states, why must our two most famous spokespeople both come from the same town of 7000 people that makes the rest of the state roll its eyes.  (I’m sorry Wasilla…  You have some residents that I truly love, but you gotta know…)

Can they all just get on Judge Judy and sort it all out?

I've said it once and I'll say it again: The only person in the national media capable of really interviewing Sarah and Todd Palin is Judy Sheindlin.