Seems like a perfect day to revisit this SNL classic. Here in Detroit, I gave myself two hours' time to get my flight home ... and, of course, it was easy as pie. Apparently, it was mayhem earlier this morning, according to my check-in dude, but that had nothing to do with security. Just under-staffing on a busy travel day. Happy and safe travels.

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