He's currently neck and neck with a stunning stop-motion of a beautiful young woman facing her quotidian morning in the contest for the best Mental Health Break of 2009. My own favorite was the elk calf splashing around in a woodland puddle. But that's my goddamned hippie side coming out again.

Anyway, Cartman's Poker Face is now getting 24 percent while the beautiful young woman is at 23 percent. Break the tie!

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