by Patrick Appel
A reader writes:
Two pirates are talking when one notices that the other has a big steering-wheel-sized bulge in his pants.
So he asks, "What's that in your pants, matey? Is that a steering wheel?"
To which the other replies, "Arrr! And it's drivin' me nuts."
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