by Patrick Appel

A reader writes:

Two pirates are talking when one notices that the other has a big steering-wheel-sized bulge in his pants.

So he asks, "What's that in your pants, matey? Is that a steering wheel?"

To which the other replies, "Arrr! And it's drivin' me nuts."

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