by Chris Bodenner

Mudflats imagines a scene between two photographers trying to find Palin while she vacationed with her family in Hawaii:

Who IS that?

You mean over there with Todd Palin and Piper and Trig?

Yeah, that mystery woman in the sunglasses…

Do you think that’s Sarah?

(squinting) Not sure… Let me get my other lens.

Yeah…I think it might be.  She’s supposed to be in Hawaii with her family.

But we have to be sure!

Does it say anything on her visor?

I can’t make it out…  Looks like she’s scribbled something out.

Dang.  If we could only verify.  I HATE when celebrities go incognito.

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